"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
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