Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
