so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
Randomize
