dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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