worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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