it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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