I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
We got so high we made milksteak
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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