"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
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