problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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