i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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