there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
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