you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
They took my balls.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
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