so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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