I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
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