Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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