i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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