I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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