The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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