Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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