Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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