In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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