How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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