Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
only if we run a train.
done.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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