Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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