I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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