That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Did you pee in the oven last night??
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
Your penis caused this!
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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