last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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