how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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