last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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