who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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