Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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