i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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