they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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