Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
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