I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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