we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
this hospital has no fireball
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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