Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
He did a backflip because drugs
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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