windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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