Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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