I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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