so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
This is the high leading the old right now
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
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