Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
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