Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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