We won't sleep together?
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
I need moral support for this bender
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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