this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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