i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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