But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I FOUND THE LEGS
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
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