I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
if i died would you start the facebook group?
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
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