If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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