i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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